This weeks episode starts with the 4 Pretties folding programs for the fashion show. One would think the printers would have done the folding… I guess the writers needed something for them to do while they rehash ”A” showing them what may (or may not be) the entire video of the night Allison died. I’m shocked they are not working on the programs at night in the cemetery. I’m sure they’re saving that for another task. Spencer thinks just because the video shows Ian leaving and Allison still alive doesn’t mean Ian didn’t kill her later that night.  Makes sense old wise one, but I think not since he is dead, the show must go one and we need the killer to be alive. I thought she was the smart one but now I think during one of those sloppy make out sessions she and Toby have exchanged brains. I’ve heard stories about getting pregnant from french kissing, but exchanging brains is a new one.  Feel free to put it out on the internet.   Back to the story. 

The others think maybe “A” is the killer.  Heads spinning and crazy eyes and then they are back to boyfriend/ girlfriend talk. Did Aria invite Ezra to the fashion show?  No, he’s out of town. How convenient. Now she can flirt with Jason.  Did Hanna invite Caleb? She gets all indigent, why should she? Maybe because you are swapping spit again. Aria, Hanna and Emily want to debate glossy/sticky lip gross and the hair ball you get from sticky, but Spencer the task-master wants no part of the fun talk. Aria gets a text, the warden (Spencer) allows her to take it if it is from Ezra. Not from Ezra but Aria pretends that it is. Jason wants to meet her. Oh course she goes. He tells her not to tell anyone the things he told her about the night Allison died. We all know his secret is safe with her.  They make goo goo eyes at each other then she leaves.

Hanna goes home to find her parents drinking girlie drinks and acting like a happy couple.  Girl can’t make up her mind. One day she wants her family back and the next not so much. Today is a not so much day. She makes a snarky remark about his “new” family and leaves.  Spencer hears her dad screaming on the phone to someone about “taking care of Jason”.  When he sees Spencer he quickly hangs up the phone and lies about who he was talking to.  Ol’ wise one hits redial and finds out who. Jessica DiLaurentis.  That’s right, Jessica DiLaurentis. Allison’s mom.  Oh goodie, now another mystery. I needed another one, what about you? Emily’s mom is missing her husband. Why? He seems so mean and controlling, but then again she’s no prize either. Emily’s suggests her mom heads to Texas to be with her father and she’ll spend the summer with them. Sounds like a dream come true for a bad girl. Too bad Emily is not a bad girl.  

Allison’s mom invites the girls to lunch. They make awkward small talk and then Jessica presents the girls with dresses that Allsion had picked out to wear in the fashion show.  Jessica would like the girls to wear them in the fashion show as a tribute to Alllsion.  They don’t want to do it but in the end agree. It seems that Mona has taken over all of Spencer’s duties for the fashion show and Spencer is pissed to say the least. Mona explains that decisions had to be made and they all thought Spencer was going to jail so she took over. She is a lovely girl, everyone’s dream friend. It seems she has hired Noel to DJ the event.  Again Spencer is not happy. 

Aria puts together a montage of pictures to be displayed during the fashion show.  She gets Jason to help her with it hoping it will help him remember what happened the night Allison died. It back-fires, Jason feels like she is interrogating him and storms out.  

Finally the big night.  Mona has let the power of being chairman go to her head. Spencer may kill her, just what we need another murder. I do think the murder of Mona would be considered justifiable homicide. She is a bitch. In my opinion a waste of space but then Allison wasn’t up for the “Miss Sunday School” award. An award I won three years running in case anyone cares. Spencer sees her father having unpleasant words with Allison’s mom again.  What’s up with that?  Aria and Jason can’t stop eye flirting. It looks like the fashion show is going to be a big success, lots of big hair and whore clothing. I think they borrowered some of  Vivian and Kit De Luca’s things.  Now for the finale. Our four little pretties are dressed in the non-whore clothing for the Allison tribute.  It stars out with a beautiful picture of Allison that turns into a horror show. Fire is all behind her and the music changes to the “Bitch is Back” and the words bitch and monster are written on the picture. Who could have done this? Aria is the one that made the CD. I think we can all agree that she didn’t do it. Noel perhaps? It could be any of the crazies that live in that town. Am I the only one that thinks the the fire picture is the one that truly shows the real Allison? I kind of like Aria and Jason together—call me crazy. Spencer confronts her father again about Jessica, he tells her it is none of her business but that she must stay away from Jason. I think they are on the same page about that. It’s going to hit the fan when Spencer finds out Aria has the hots for him. 

The shows ends with “A” internet shopping for boots. Why do you think she/ he wears gloves at all times? I’m thinking it could be Diane Keaton, she is a glove wearing fool. Love her as much as she loves gloves. I am happy with the choice “A” made, they are  a good color brown.  Browns can be tricky.  I may oder the same boots later today. I’ll keep you posted on that.  We get a taste of the address they are to be sent to 5214——.  Does that mean anything to anyone? Not to me.  Got to rush, late for a lunch date.

Until next week, got a secret, can you keep it?