It’s 3:07am and Emily is tossing and turning like she’s trying to keep from getting bed sores. It seems “A’s” full court press on her is working. Luckily, she’s awake to receive an early morning text from everyone’s favorite prankster. Emily doesn’t share the text with us, she works on keeping the bed sores away until 5:15am when she creeps out of Hannah’s bedroom as if she is Edward remembering she must get to Bella before the sun comes up. Hannah is awaken by Emily starting her car and she jumps out of bed like Mary Lou Retton’s vault dismount. I give her a 6.5 at best, if she had been in a leotard instead of a sweater and jeans that score would have gone up. Why is she sleeping in what appears to be the most uncomfortable outfit ever? Hannah, just because you are sharing a room with a girl that likes girls doesn’t mean you have to dress like an Eskimo. She has seen you in your best whore clothing and hasn’t jump your bones, I’m pretty sure you’re safe. Seeing Emily driving away, Hannah tries calling her cell. Bad news, Emily left her phone in her book bag. Hannah looks at the phone—you know the drill, crazy eyes and head spinning. I don’t know if she saw the text or is just in total disbelief that a teen (as you can tell I’m not sure what age they are) left the house without her phone. Of course, she calls the other little pretties at 5:15am to tell them Emily has flown the coop. I think we all know Hannah would be good and pissed if Spencer or Aria awakened her from her beauty sleep that early in the morning. Anyway, they all meet at Hannah’s to put that fierce brain power to work.  Aria, says, “Guy’s all her clothes are here do you think she did something crazy?” To most of the free world that would mean suicide, but to pretty little Aria that means “like jump in her car and burn rubber until she hits Texas.”  Spencer says “not without her phone”. So that settles that, the only crazy thing she has done is leave her phone. We see that Emily is out for jog while Spencer, Aria and Hannah discover the text. It’s a picture of Aria and Mr. Fitz in a lip lock. To be honest I can’t tell if it’s Mr. Fitz’s or Jason (old eyes) but Spencer gets all indigent about Aria’s mom thinking she is the student (slut) having a fling with Mr. Fitz’s so I am going to assume it it Ezra. The text says, “Clue Ella in and I will let you out. -A”. The jog has cleared Emily’s head and she is ready to spill her guts to Dr. Anne Sullivan PH.D. Emily knocks on her door and says “I’m ready to tell you everything.” Dr. Anne says, “Good. Come join us.” Don’t be afraid, it’s not Jenna and crew, but the other little pretties.  Hannah drills Emily about why she didn’t wake her up to talk instead on leaving.  She knows how you feel about your sleep. The girls seem to forget Pudge the doctor is in the room and Emily says she knows she is the weakest link and doesn’t want her friends to be knocked down because of her. They convince her they are all in this together. Dr. Anne wants to know know what they’re talking about…who is trying to knock them down? Spencer spills. Spencer says someone has been trying to hurt them for a very long time. The doctor wants to know when the texts began, Emily says before Allison died. Aria says at first they thought they were coming from Allison, of course they did because she was such a lovely person. Then they continued after her death. Anne wants to know if they know who is doing it. It seems like Hannah is about to say Jason when Spencer gives Aria a look and says we have been wrong before. Spencer says “A” is good at making people look guilty. That’s an understatement—“A” is better than OJ’s dream team at making others look guilty. Now that I think about it, the gloves “A” wears are just like the gloves OJ wore when he “didn’t” commit murder. If he wasn’t servicing time for stupidly I would have him my list of  ”A” suspects.

Meanwhile, Toby is doing what he is always doing—cleaning up someone else’s junk. He hears music, follows the trail and finds Jenna sitting in Garrett’s car eating cherries. For a blind girl she does one hell of a fine job lining those pits up in a pretty little row on the dashboard. Toby is mesmerized, I think he’s easily amused as in, he rides the short bus.  Jenna doesn’t appear to know he is there but my guess is she picked up his scent. Toby hears someone coming and hides. He sees Garrett get in the car and kiss Jenna. I can’t read the look on his face. Could be surprise, could be anger, could be jealousy, could be oh crap I forgot what I was doing most likely just bad acting. Anyway, I am zero help as to what he is thinking, maybe he will tell Spencer later.  

The girls are now at “school” and I use the word lightly.  They are having what looks like a delicious lunch not the beanie weenie they always served at my school, but then again we actually had classes. They are giving Jenna the stink eye, luckily she can’t see them, and wondering if they should have told Dr. Anne about Jenna. WHAT about Jenna?  Please just tell us. Spencer says if they had said anything about Jenna they would had to spill everything about that summer. Spill already!! While the girls are whispering about all things “A” Hannah’s grandmother shows up. She’s a day early for the rehearsal dinner and needs Hannah’s house keys. All I can say is I’m glad my grandmother never showed up at my school, parents were bad enough. She seems like she might be a piece of work.  

It looks like Aria’s parents might be headed for war of the roses. They are no Michael Douglas and Katherine Turner, but I think they can get down and dirty if they had to. They can’t agree on anything about Mike. Byron doesn’t want it to turn into what happen with his brother he wants to put him on the crazy pills and Ella thinks a little chicken soup will cure all. I agree it wouldn’t hurt for Mike to talk it out with someone but the crazy pills might also be a good idea. After Byron leaves, Ella tries to talk to Mike. He tells her to leave, she tries to take his computer away and he fights with her. Ella tells Aria she is not to tell her father about Mike getting violent with her. Aria thins her mom is wrong but will probably do as she is told.   

Hannah got a call from Caleb. I’m glad to see that pretty face has not been written off.  The call is cut short by a call from her Dad. Daddy wants Hannah and bitchy, soon-to-be step sister to make a joint toast. I think we all know that will not turn out well. Remember last week when Kate told Hannah she would treat her like a horse and beat her into submission? I wish the real Hannah would come out and give her a run for her money.  Regina (Hannah’s grandmother) is none too happy about this up coming wedding. She doesn’t like Isobel or her daughter. She wants to see Tom and Ashley back together.  I’m sure Regina can put Kate in her place—let the fireworks begin.

Dr. Anne has been asked to speak to the student at Rosewood High about the dangers of the internet and cyber-bullying. Perfect timing after what she learned from the PLL’s.  Durning the talk the camera’s pans to Jenna, who has a smirk on her face, Noel, Lucas and Mona, doing her nails. Is this a clue for us or are they just they only students we know? Another question. Dr. Anne is hitting it pretty hard the PLL’s wish they could crawl in a hold.  She says all it takes to stop it is for the victims to speak up. I’m thinking she might be incorrect about that.  If anything I think she just made herself a target. After the assembly the girls are trying to decide if the talk just made things worse for them. Jenna comes strolling out she ask Aria if she attended the assembly. Mama grizzly, Spencer speaks up saying we all did. Jenna says the speech was too little too late, St. Sullivan should have been around when their friend Allison was ruling these halls. Emily says it takes one bully to know another and then my favorite line out of Emily’s mouth, “Please move your stick, people are trying to get past you.” Looks like Emily got her groove back.  

Hannah is trying to make nice to Kate at the rehearsal dinner.  Kate is acting all sweet and Hannah seems to be buying it. Run Forrest Run! She is not your friend. Kate orders a lemonade for each of them then brings out the vodka saying they need some “liquid courage” for when they make their toast. Turns out while Kate is pouring vodka in Hannah’s drink, but she’ss putting water in her own. Hannah is feeling no pain. Hannah ends up getting plastered and tosses her cookies or in this case coconut shrimp all over Isobel’s wedding dress. Just what evil Kate had planned. Not her finest moment. While all this is going on, Emily and Hannah’s mom are at Hannah’s house having a pity party. They talk about love and loss and somehow they both end up making the other one feel better.  Emily ends up calling her ex and asking her to meet for dinner. Now you’re wondering which ex? She has a few. I thought it would be the last one— the pretty blond, I have forgotten her name and so has Emily I guess because in walks Maya. Who knew she was still alive? I never liked her much so I can’t remember why she left or where she went.  They seem all giddy, it seems she is back now from wherever she has been and living nearby. I guess Emily is in love again. I’d like to see one stick.  

Dr. Anne gets a creepy phone call that is a recording of her session with the PLL’s. It keeps repeating her saying “…and I’m the first person you told about this?” Guess where we find Dr. Anne after the commercial? That’s right she did the right thing (unless you live in Rosewood) she called the police. Everyone’a favorite corrupt cop is investigating. I feel sure we will get to the bottom of this mystery with Garrett leading the way. Garrett tells her maybe the patients made the recording and placed the call. She is sure that is not the case. He tells her if she is not willing to give him the names on the patients then there is nothing he can do. Shocker!!  

Spencer and Toby are on their version of a date.  Staking out Jason’s house and making out in his truck. If that isn’t a dream come true I don’t know what is. While kissing him she has to be thinking I can’t have children with this dimwit or our children will be dumb as dirt.  I’m pretty sure the dumb as dirt gene will beat out her smarts. They feel like they are being watched, really just now? Now when you are being videotaped? Spencer sees two shadows in one of Jason’s windows and comes to the conclusion that the two shadows must be Jason, Garrett and Jenna. Maybe the dumb as dirt has filtered in already-two shadows Sherlock.  Toby wants to leave but Spencer decides to confront the two or three of them. Just as Spencer is about the barge into Jason’s house out walks her dad. Awkward! Spencer wants to know why he is having secret meetings with Allison’s family? I know it was a secret meeting but just because daddydearest didn’t tell Spencer he was going to be there doesn’t mean it was a secret. That one jumps from one conclusion to another quicker than Snooki jumps into bed. Toby doesn’t like the way Mr. Hastings is talking to Spencer and being so dismissive of her so he gets all “nobody puts baby in the corner” with Mr. Hastings.  Mr. Hastings tries to get Spencer to listen to him but she speeds off with Toby.  Toby might find a horses head in his bed.

When Spencer gets home her dad has calmed down and wants to talk. He tells her that Allison’s grandmother had lots of money and that she died a few months after Allison disappeared. He said a week before Allison disappeared the grandmother changed her will to cut Jason out of it. Mr. Hastings says the DiLaurentis’ begged him to change the date on the will so Jason would not be cut out. It seems that Allison did indeed make a trip to Georgia to see her Grandmother before she died. She went to convince her grandmother to cut Jason out of the will. Her parents told Mr. Hastings Jason would look like the prime suspect if he had just been cut out of the will and that was why they wanted him to change the date. Spencer says they have to go to the police to tell them that Jason killed Allison.  Here she goes again.

Daddy Hastings says no way will he or she say anything to the police because he could be disbarred. Spencer wants to know why her father would break the law for Allison’s family, he says it is complicated. Yea, so is sudoku but some of us have figured it out— you’ll get there Spencer.  Drum roll——Spencer wants to know what the DiLaurentis family has on her family. Daddy’s done talking.  

Dr. Anne is not feeling safe.  She is at her office going through her files on Aria, Emily, Hannah and Spencer when something clicks for her. She gets another file out we can’t see the name. It says the person is seeking help for overpowering feelings of revenge and anger management. Well that could be just about anyone!! On the question of do you ever think about killing yourself the person answered NO—only others. In her note she has that the person often refers to unnamed adversaries as “nosey bitches.” Dr. Anne looks at the picture taken the night her office was broken into. The person had written on the wall “nosey bitches die.” She is sure she now knows who “A”is.  I’m just as sure she will not tell us.

As we wind this episode up that mean, hateful, heartless, bitch that I hope to never see again Kate has really set Hannah up. As you know, she got Hannah drunk, fed her greasy foods then begged her to try on the wedding dress. While Hannah was spinning around with the dress and then throwing up all over it that skank was making the toast to her mom and Hannah’s dad and then sent Hannah’s dad in to see what Hannah had done. He is pissed to say the least. Thank goodness Granny is there to try to help Hannah out of this mess. Her dad is really letting her have it about her planning this all along to ruin his wedding. Poor Hannah, I know she has her moments but this time she really was just trying be there for her dad. Granny says if it were her she would have waited to hurl on the bride. Tom asked them both to leave. Kate comes in to gloat not knowing Granny is with Hannah. Granny opens Kate purse see that one bottle is water the other not so much. Hannah says Kate will never get her again, Kate says we’ll see about that. I hate her so much I might have to go see Dr. Anne.

Emily has to cut her date with Maya short because Dr. Anne called to say get the girls together and meet at my office-“I Know Who A Is!!” Another shocker Dr. Anne is no where to be found when the PLL’s get to her office. Everyone gets a text—“The doctors is out. -A”.  Later we see someone wearing OJ’s gloves in Dr. Anne’s office, this person is putting files in a garbage bag. He/she walked over to a Sigmund Freud bobble head (this is one fancy bobble head) and removes a key taped to the bottom of it. For the record I would like to say ENOUGH already. Please no more questions and a few answers would be very nice. At the rate this is going I am going to know who killed Rosey long before I even have the short list for who killed Allison. It looks like next week is going to be filled with drama, pretty little dolls and almost death, I’m pretty sure someone will save Emily as she is about to take her last breath. Let’s just hope they add a few answers.